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Here’s your February soundtrack…don’t forget the champagne

It’s February, and that means it’s the most important holiday for romantics looking to express affection in a socially acceptable manner: Groundhog Day.

Seriously, Valentine’s Day is little more than a nauseating display of polyester teddy bears and chalky heart candy, but it does provide an excuse to break out a list of the greatest torch songs in history. You could probably find these at Bart’s CD Cellar, but since they’ve been shuttered (rest in peace, West End landmark), you’ll have to do your due diligence online to find this collection, a perfect CD mix for your candlelight dinner:
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February 2010

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Music Mayhem

Too Much Joy finds very little joy with their record label dealings

The newspaper industry is dying.

Yes, I know, it’s not exactly a revelation to you. It’s old news, and you’re probably sick of hearing all about it, especially from some self-serving so-called journalist
who’s whining about losing a paycheck. Big deal, you think. The truth is, the industry has no one to blame but itself (and Craigslist, at least somewhat): it got fat and lazy and couldn’t protect itself when the lean, wild and woolly Internet came bearing down on it.

Much like the music industry. “Woe is us!” claim the major labels. “The Interwebthingie is stealing all of our money!”

Or not. Tim Quirk doesn’t think so. In fact, it’s quite the opposite, at least as far as his band is concerned. Quirk played for Too Much Joy, a mid-range popular band in the ’90s that was signed by Warner Bros. Quirk also works for Rhapsody, an online music provider, so he has a uniquely unobstructed view into the record label’s ivory tower.

To summarize: Quirk received a 10-page statement detailing the band’s recent earnings from digital distribution of their Warner Bros. releases (the physical albums are not being pressed anymore). That statement revealed they had earned $62 and change.

The band never “recouped.” That’s label-speak meaning Warner Bros. never recovered what they spent on the band from the band’s share of the retail price of their albums. It’s an important, if obfuscated detail, because Warner Bros. made plenty off of their own share of each album sold. So any royalties earned go right back into the label’s coffers. So Too Much Joy wouldn’t get the $62. But they’ve also earned $12,000 on downloads of tracks from albums on their own labels.

Quirk dug a little deeper and discovered a host of other potential inaccuracies and unexplained discrepancies, leading him to the conclusion that Warner Bros. simply couldn’t be bothered with accurately tracking digital sales of music from un-recouped bands.

“The sad thing is I don’t even think Warner is deliberately trying to screw TMJ and the hundreds of other also-rans and almost-weres they’ve signed over the years,” Quirk said in a blog post on toomuchjoy.com. “The reality is more boring, but also more depressing. Like I said, they don’t actually owe us any money. But that’s what’s so weird about this, to me: They have the ability to tell the truth, and doing so won’t cost them anything.”

Simply put: Warner Bros. is, at best, struggling with a significant glitch in their tracking mechanisms; at worst, leaving money on the table they should be collecting.

Either way, it’s hard to feel empathy for a big business that’s complaining about people sneaking in through the back door and stealing their money when they’re throwing it out the living room window with a shovel.

Or, as Quirk puts it: “…it is also possible that labels are evil and avaricious AND dumb and lazy, at the same time.”

January 2010

Duly Noted, Magazine, Scene


Dear Santa…

Gifts for your favorite entertainment editor. Cash also accepted.

There are a lot of things I’d like for my >INSERT APPROPRIATE SECULAR HOLIDAY HERE< gift this year. So, I decided the fair thing to do would be to list them all here, so my legions of readers and fans (ahem, um, talking to you, Mom) don’t have to rack their brains only to come up with the ugliest sweater known to man as a gift FOR YET ANOTHER YEAR (really, who even makes reindeer sweaters for grown men?).
Not that I’m complaining or anything.

Thanks in advance.
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December 2009

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A Flash of Genius

The Universal Serial Bus might be one of the biggest leaps forward in computing since the advent of microprocessors. Prior to USB connections, peripherals (printers, mice, joysticks, etc.) connected to computers via a multitude of proprietary connections; serial ports, parallel ports, 8-pin, 9-pin, safety pin, bowling pins. …It was a free-for-all of connectors and wires that never matched and just generally caused headaches.
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November 2009

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Duly Noted: For the Record

Gather round children, and hear about the legend of the album

I went into a music store yesterday.

An honest-to-God, brick-and-mortar music store.

It’s a lot like going into a museum, except the whole thing’s the gift shop. In fact, this particular music store even sold records.
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October 2009

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