The Stairmaster must die. Out of all the masochistic machines that exist in the average gym, and there are many, The Stairmaster is the most malevolent of competitors.
In every bookstore in America, dozens of different diet books will replace Christmas merchandise as December becomes January and thoughts of sugar plums become thoughts of elastic waistbands. Resolutions to climb Fourteeners or run the Bolder Boulder will be made.…