Only the Porn Will Survive

All Jeff and Vickie Mead wanted to do was rent out their Allenspark shop for some old-fashion ATV fun. But government meddling forced the Niwot couple to get nasty and transform their store into a gallery of sin. Just goes to show that when life sends you lemons, you sell porn. Instead of an ATV outlet, Allenspark will be home to “Patterson XXX Porn Gallery.” The Meads turned to the steamy stuff when Boulder County commissioners refused to approve their ATV request. Seems officials listened to the locals who complained about the noise and environmental impact of an ATV shop. Now a different type of dirt will fill the air. One local couple, Glenn and Margie Patterson, told the press that the Meads named the porn shop after them because they bitched about the ATV shop.