This month: 5 holidays you didn’t know happen in March

March 7: Alexander Graham Bell Day — call someone on an actual phone? Without texting? Insanity!

March 10: Mario Day (of Super Mario Bros. fame) — hammer a brick and jump on a turtle’s head!

March 11: Napping Day — Oh sleep, you tempting mistress!

March 18: Awkward Day — Celebrate that time you put your foot in your mouth!

March 25: Tolkien Reading Day — You might need more than one day for this one. 

(source: BlankCalendarPages.com/holidays/fun)