Calling Dr. Frankenstein

We all know about the oil shortage, the rice shortage and the brain shortage that has gripped D.C. for the past 8 years. But who knew that America also faced a body shortage? Cadavers are in demand. Body count experts have not seen a corpse crisis like this in 18 years. University of Colorado medical and dental school officials explained the shortage in early May. Apparently there are not enough stiffs to handle the educational needs of future doctors in Colorado and Wyoming. The Colorado Anatomical Board is desperately short of bods. The basic laws of supply and demand have led to the crisis.