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Free Will Astology
ARIES (March 21-April 19): A top official at the European Robotics Research Network predicts that humans will “be having sex with robots” sooner than anyone expected — probably within four years.
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Growing Pains
When Dan Pope gets up each morning, he grabs his vaporizer, packs it with high-grade marijuana and inhales a few times. His intoxicating routine is a necessary part of getting him up on the right side of the bed, so…
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Time For This ‘Heavyweight’ to Say Goodbye
My mother thinks I’m a good writer. For the past several years since I acquired this position, she has called or e-mailed me right after receiving the new issue of The Yellow Scene and exclaimed how “funny” and “creative” I…
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Happy Turkeys For Us
The roll of her eyes was unmistakable. “You want to spend how much on a turkey?” my puzzled mother asked. “About 30 bucks,” I replied. “But Butterballs are only five bucks.” “It’s worth the extra cost. Just think of the…
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Check Out Old Town Louisville
Old Town isn’t so old anymore. Sure, The Blue Parrot is still a mainstay, but it seems every few feet a new business has sprouted up since summer.
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Check out Country Club Village
Eat your heart out, strip malls. Retail pads don’t have to be bland. Look to this Westminster enclave for proof that well-thought designs lure cool biz.
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Longing for a Voting Booth
There’s always been something romantic about Election Day. Sure, computers break down and huge crowds turn into obnoxiously long lines. Denver’s Election Day 2006 was a prime example of how not to do things. But nothing replaces the sound of…
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Surviving The Great American Beer Festival
There was a time when it seemed The Great American Beer Festival was little more than the best all-you-can-drink happy hour under one roof. But when it rolls into Denver Oct. 11-13, please don’t revert to your beer-chugging college days.…
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