Equipped with rainbow parasols, sticker-covered headphones, and a large national volunteer base, Parasol Patrol is invited to events all over to shield children from hateful protests.
It’s all fun and games ’till they put up a toxic well in your backyard, or the new American Gestapo kidnaps a neighbor. These activists are fighting for the BOCO we all want and deserve. Malala Yousafzai once said, “I…