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Today, July 1, is International Joke Day and so, to keep with the spirit, we are offering up some of our office favorites. They’re more likely to make you groan than laugh, but enjoy anyway.T
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they were married?
Feyonce.
What is made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones.
What do we want?
Low flying airplane noises.
When do we want them?
NNNEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWwwwwwwww.
Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change it, and one to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER.
