It’s our HOT issue, so here are 5 amazing hot sauces you need to try if you’re tough enough. For reference, good ol’ Cholula sauce is 3,600 Scoville Heat Units (SHU).
1. Professor Phartpounder’s Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce (~200,000 SHU), $9.50
2. Carolina Reaper Rectum Wrecker Hot Sauce (350,000 SHU), $16
3. Zombie Apocalypse Ghost Chili Hot Sauce (500,000 SHU), $15
4. Satan’s Blood Chile Extract Hot Sauce (800,000 SHU), $17
5. CaJohns Lethal Ingestion Bhut Jolokia Hot Sauce (1 million SHU), $36