Mourners Gone Wild

As the popular film Wedding Crashers taught us, nuptials and funerals are great for sexual hook-ups. How else to explain the alleged behavior of a 31-year-old Boulder man busted in early April for fondling the breast of a dead woman’s teenaged sister during a memorial service. Authorities say Marlos Hernandez crashed the event then let his fingers do the mourning. Hernandez reportedly placed his arm around the dead woman’s sis. Comfort turned creepy when the suspect allegedly grabbed the teen’s breast. Not satisfied with that, Hernandez allegedly exposed a pornographic photograph to the dead woman’s mother. Several mourners escorted Hernandez outside to explain the error of his ways. The suspect faces charges of unlawful sexual contact, first-degree burglary and harassment.