Locally Incorrect

While it lacked the historical significance of Arron Burr’s fatal duel with Alexander Hamilton, a recent dispute near CU proved electrifying. The bone of contention dealt not with honor, slander or political conflict. Rather, the insult centered on an illegally…

As the popular film Wedding Crashers taught us, nuptials and funerals are great for sexual hook-ups. How else to explain the alleged behavior of a 31-year-old Boulder man busted in early April for fondling the breast of a dead woman’s…

Forget about Al-Qaeda. The real threat comes from radium-loving prairie dogs. Seems the suicidal critters will stop at nothing to spread radium-226, lead, uranium and arsenic across parts of Boulder County. The enemy has established a base of 200 combatants…

Score another win for Big Dental, the mysterious lobby that has force fed America fluoride since the 1940s. High-grade, pro-fluoride propaganda has gotten most Americans to swallow cavity-fighting tap water. Erie officials stood up to the pressure and flushed away…

In terms of online shopping, Craigslist can’t be beat. The popular website offers everything from jobs to camping buddies. You can sell your house, rent a vacation pad in the mountains or pick up a last-second ticket to a Nuggets…

A Longmont man gave local potheads a bad name recently after cops busted him for growing weed—and for killing his wife’s cat. Authorities found Bootsie’s bullet-ridden body near a pond. Evidence suggested the calico mix was murdered inside the wife’s…

It took a little while, but the city of Lafayette is finally on the wagon, meaning we all have a new place to grab a free drink before heading out for the night. Last month, city officials formerly approved in-store…

If you’ve been looking for proof that the city of Boulder is out there, like Pluto out there, look no further than in front of the county court house on Pearl Street. Or, if air conditioning and popcorn are more…