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January 2, 2008 Like 0 editor

It’s a scientific fact that Boulderites have whiter teeth than Erie residents.

Cash In on Dem Bigwigs: Everything’s Sold Out

January 2, 2008 Like 0 editor

The cynic in us assumes that Colorado Republicans peeved that Denver is about to become the center of the Democratic Party’s presidential push are taking it out on deep-pocketed liberals.

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Free Speech At Its Finest

November 3, 2007 Like 0 editor

We’ve all heard the story of Colorado State University student newspaper editor dropping the F-bomb in print next to President Bush’s name. J. David McSwane says it was an exercise in freedom of speech.

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You Have The Best Water, Too

November 3, 2007 Like 0 editor

Louisville, you get your water way too cheap. Look at your bill, it shows you’re paying $2.68 for every 1,000 gallons. Basically, if you filled up a 20-ounce container, it would cost you way less than a penny.

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Tag, You’re Stupid

October 1, 2007 Like 0 editor

File the following under the most pathetic decisions made by a school. Ever. A Colorado Springs elementary school has actually banned the game tag.

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The Cure For a Hangover, Sort Of

October 1, 2007 Like 0 editor

It’s recently been said that the University of Colorado has dropped from the upper echelon of party schools. For those bemoaning that fall from grace, take solace in knowing that at least CU’s nerds know how to have a good…

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BoCo Going Green

September 1, 2007 Like 0 editor

Since we’re no good at metric conversions, we have trouble figuring out how much dirty air 12 metric tons of carbon dioxide really is. According to Boulder County, it’s the equivalent of powering five moderately-sized homes a year. Or if…

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Put Some Clothes on, Please

September 1, 2007 Like 0 editor

It’s 5 in the morning; do you know where your priest is? Hopefully not down at the local high school running naked.

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It’s Probably Because you get the Yellow Scene There

August 1, 2007 Like 0 editor

If you count Louisville as your home, consider yourself lucky, and not just because many of you get a free copy of this fine publication delivered to your mailbox. Money Magazine anointed Louisville the third-best place to live in the…

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Curb the Frivolous Litigation

August 1, 2007 Like 0 editor

School districts have been known to have deep pockets when it comes to potentially harmful litigation, which is why it’s so distressing to hear of the most recent attempt to fleece St. Vrain Valley schools.